Cubs/Pirates October 7
Three hours before game time Clemente Bridge leading to PNC Park is packed with people, most of whom are probably at their first game of the year, drinking Bud Light. Bud Light. Like having sex in a boat-f-n’ near water. How do people drink that stuff? I give the Pirates credit for trying to create a Wrigley-ville type atmosphere with bands playing in the closed streets. They aren’t there yet but there are a few bars and lots going on before the game most of which we wouldn’t even sniff at in Wrigley Field, like people dressed as pirates with eye patches, three cornered hats and peg legs. If these guys showed up in Wrigley-ville they would probably be found somewhere in the middle of Lake Michigan by the third inning. Though my Cubs have tried a mascot or two, and they have a stupid bear named Clark (for Clark and Addison the intersecting streets for Wrigley Field) they realize we will probably behead him if he shows up in public so...