Truth in advertising
I've decided there are two kinds of intelligence (probably way more, but I'm not intelligent enough to know more): book intelligence and street intelligence. I was one of those guys that had street intelligence. And my street intelligence was so intelligent I hung out with all the book intelligent kids so everyone thought I was book intelligent too. You following me? I did the same thing in sports. Two of my best friends in high school were captains of the football team. And my girlfriend was captain of the cheerleaders. So I was always seen, years later, as one of the football stars at Ossining High School.. Which means I was street intelligent in football too, cause I sucked at football. Not so-so; not pretty good; sucked. Twenty four karat sucked. Now basketball and baseball? I could hold my own there. But football? Arm-grabber extraordinaire... stay as far away from getting my ass ...